Please! I have always wanted a friend
(Source: arisaavena)
- make you food
- bake you desserts randomly
- give you massages
- cuddle with you
- take showers with you
- take walks with you
- spend every night by your side
- leave you notes around the house
- love every second of it
(via captaincatwoman)
“recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up
(via captaincatwoman)